Comprehensive List of Vita.mn Lists That Dessa Will Top

-Best Local Musician

-Best Twitterer

-Best Non-Male Member of Local Rap Collective

-Best Poet

-Best (Local) Poet

-Best Neighborhood Eatery

-Best First Date Spot

-Best Lawn Ornament

-Best Use of the Letter “D”

-Best Mom Who’s Not Actually a Mom But You’d Like Her to Be Your Mom

-Best Vague and Unthreatening Ethnicity

-Best Cauliflower Dipping Sauce

-Best La Quinta Inn and Suites Experience

-Best Interpretive Dance Commemorating the Rainbow Lights under the 35 Bridge During Pride Week 2011

-Best Thing in Minneapolis Ever

- Becky Lang, Dunstan McGill, and Katie Sisneros